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“Trebao bi postati zaposlenik UN-a” – satirično ozbiljno

23.04.2025

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“Trebao bi postati zaposlenik UN-a” – satirično ozbiljno

23.04.2025

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Zašto ne postati zaposlenik UN-a? Letite poslovnom klasom besplatno, putujte svijetom, uživate u luksuznom životu i zaradite plaću između 65.000 i 80.000 eura? Zvuči super, zar ne? No jeste li znali da su Ujedinjeni narodi, zajedno sa WHO-om i WEF-om,čine dio srca Agende 2030? Konačni cilj ove agende je uspostava jedne svjetske vlade sa neizabranim vođama. Bi li itko želio raditi za poslodavca koji slijedi takav plan protiv čovječanstva? Primati plaće i sve te povlastice koje građani država članica moraju platiti svojim novcem od poreza? [weiterlesen]

“Trebao bi postati zaposlenik UN-a” – satirično ozbiljno

23.04.2025 | www.kla.tv/37393

Sada je došlo vrijeme da Belinda mora da odluči što će postati od nje. O čovječe – potpuno je opterećena svojim izborom karijere. Za koju karijeru samo treba da se odluči? Njezin savjetnik za karijeru joj je preporučio da postane stolar. Voli biti kreativna i voljela bi stajati u radionici. Ali stolarski zanat nije baš poznat po dobro plaćenim plaćama… i uvijek ima te prašine – ne, to nije posao za nju. Bilo bi puno ljepše raditi kao kuharica. Raspon iz različitih boja, oblika, mirisa i okusa vjerojatno bi svakom sladokuscu izmamio zadovoljan osmijeh na licu. Jedan pogled na internet iznenada joj mijenja mišljenje. Kao kuharica zarađivala bi jednu prosječnu satnicu od samo 17 eura. Ne da se njoj radi samo o plati, nego ova plaća za jedan stresan posao koji uključuje biti cijeli dan na nogama; to ne ide nikako. Možda bi bilo bolje raditi u sektoru proizvodnje hrane. Kao poljoprivrednica provodila bi puno vremena na otvorenom u prirodi i dala bi važan doprinos u opskrbi stanovništva. To bi značilo ustajanje u 5:00 ujutro svakoga dana kako bi pomuzli krave. To također znači uz prosječnu satnicu od 17 EUR. Ah ne, bolje nemoj. Očajnički donosi si jednu šalicu čaja iz kuhinje. Oh, što to ona čuje? Kao i svake večeri u 19.45 njezini roditelji gledaju najnovije vijesti na Kla.TV. U intervjuu govori čovjek koji je izgleda pronašao posao iz snova. [Dr. Reiner Fuellmich:] Činjenica da vi radite za UN daje vam daljnje posebne privilegije. Rekli ste mi da možete putovati bilo gdje jer imate svoju putovnicu UN-a, zar ne? [Călin Georgescu:] Ako imate UN ID iskaznicu, možete putovati poslovnom klasom posvuda. Svi mi imamo privilegije. [Dr. Reiner Fuellmich:] I ne morate za to platiti? Mislim, ako putujete poslovnom klasom u avionu, ne morate za to platiti? [Călin Georgescu:] Ne, sve bude plaćeno od UN-a. Ja ne plaćam ništa. [Reiner Fuellmich:] Porezni obveznici svijeta su ti koji zato plaćaju, a da to neznaju. [Călin Georgescu:] Novac dolazi iz zemalja. Svaka zemlja daje svoj doprinos. Wow, misli si Belinda. Letite poslovnom klasom besplatno, putujte svijetom. Uživate u jednom luksuznom životu. Brzo trči natrag u svoju sobu i pita svog najboljeg prijatelja Gugla što to jedana zaposlenica UN-a radi cijeli dan – mi zajedno gradimo jedan svijet mira. Vau, to je upravo ono što Belinda želi, naučiti zanimanje koje će napraviti jednu razliku. I ne samo to, njezino daljnje istraživanje pokazuje da na nju čekaju još i druge dobrote. Sjajne prilike za karijeru, jedna globalna mreža u odnosima i jedna dobra mirovina. Većina država članica čak izuzima osoblje Ujedinjenih naroda od nacionalnog poreza na dohodak na njihove plaće ili ih nadoknađuje njihovom osoblju. Impresivne su i godišnje plaće. Prema platformi Glassdoor, konzultant zarađuje između 65.000 i 80.000 eura, voditelj projekta do 95.000 eura, a izvršni rukovodioc čak 220.000-240.000 eura. A kako izgleda sam proces prijave? Mogla bi se sasvim lako registrirati kao pripravnica putem web stranice Ujedinjenih naroda. Samo je još jedan mali klik dijeli od posla iz snova. Ali čekaj malo, može li ovo stvarno biti istina? Posao koji ima samo prednosti? Koji toliko obećava, a još će biti i dobro plaćen? Kako se još jednom zvao onaj kanal sa vijestima koji je emitirao intervju sa tim zaposlenikom UN-a... ah, Kla.TV. U samo nekoliko klikova traži pojam UN. Oh, vau, oni su jako puno zvještavali o tome. Ujedinjeni narodi, zajedno sa Svjetskim ekonomskim forumom WEF i drugima, trenutno su u procesu uvođenja Agende 2030 u cijelom svijetu. Ovo se radi o najvećoj transformaciji ikada planiranoj, masovno planirana za sve zemlje i sve narode, sa namjerom da promijeni svaki aspekt ljudskog društva. […] Krajnji cilj Agende 2030 je uspostava jedne svjetske vlade sa neizabranim vođama. Ujedinjeni narodi, zajedno sa Svjetskom zdravstvenom organizacijom (WHO) i Svjetskim ekonomskim forumom, su dio srca ove planirane svjetske vlade. Iznad njih stoje financijske interesne skupine koje djeluju potpuno tajno kako ih nitko bilo kada ne bi mogao pozvati na odgovornost za njihove zločine protiv čovječnosti. Belinda je šokirana. Nevjerojatno što stoji iza ove organizacije. Želi li ona uopće raditi za jednog poslodavca koji slijedi takav plan protiv čovječanstva? Primati plaće i sve te povlastice koje građani država članica moraju platiti svojim novcem od poreza? Oh, ne hvala! Belinda odlučuje na miru najprije odvojiti nekoliko probnih dana kako bi isprobala različite profesije. No jedno joj je sada jasno: u slobodno vrijeme želi postati volonterka istraživačka novinarka na Kla.TV-u kako bi razotkrila kriminalne marionete iza kulisa organizacija poput UN-a i njihove manipulacije obznanila širom svijeta.

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Izvori/veze: Tiče se SVIH nas: Najviši dužnosnik UN-a otkriva mračne tajne UN-a www.kla.tv/25365
Kako dobiti posao u jednoj misiji Ujedinjenih naroda:mirovne i političke misije UN-a www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3W2MjCtmvI
Platforma Glassdoor: Plaće zaposlenika UN-a www.glassdoor.de/Gehalt/United-Nations-Geh%C3%A4lter-E21435.htm
www.nzz.ch/nzzas/nzz-am-sonntag/uno-generalsekretaer-gesucht-unmoeglichste-job-welt-ld.119375
Prosječne plaće u Njemačkoj: www.stepstone.de/gehalt/Koch-Koechin.html
www.stepstone.de/gehalt/Landwirt-in.html
Ujedinjeni narodi, zajednički sustav plaća, naknada i naknada https://icsc.un.org/Resources/SAD/Booklets/sabeng.pdf?r=08626193

“Trebao bi postati zaposlenik UN-a” – satirično ozbiljno

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