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Tako jednostavno ide Evropa: tko koliko plaća kada deset Europljana izađe zajedno jesti? Satiričnim humorom bivši švicarski nacionalni vijećnik i bernski visoki vijećnik Thomas Fuchs daje nam uzoran uvid u zbunjujuću financijsku organizaciju Europe.
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“Račun za Europu” – pod tim je naslovom bivši švicarski nacionalni vijećnik i bernski visoki vijećnik Thomas Fuchs objavio satirični tekst o financijskom stanju u Evropi u novinama DIE IDEE.
Deset muškaraca – Grk, Talijan, Francuz, Portugalac, Španjolac, Cipranin, Finac, Austrijanac, Nizozemac i Nijemac – redovito su se sastajali na večeri.
Tako je bilo ponovo i prošli tjedan. Račun za sve zajedno bio je točno 500 eura, jer se vrlo rado jede na visokom nivou.
Gosti su platili svoj račun – kao što smo mi platili porez – a to je izgledalo otprilike ovako:
Četiri gosta (Grk, Portugalac, Španjolac i Talijan) nisu platili ništa.
Cipranin je platio 1 €.
Francuz 5 €.
Austrijanac 50 €.
Finac 80 €.
Nizozemac 100 €.
Deseti (Nijemac) je platio 264 €.
To ide tako već neko vrijeme. Sastajali su se uvjek iznova na večeri. Svi su bili sretni dok gostioničar nije unio nemir u aranžman kada je predložio smanjenje cijene jela za 50 eura.
“Zato što ste svi vi tako dobri gosti!” Kako lijepo od njega! Sada je obrok za deset ljudi koštao samo 450 €.
Grupa je željela neophodno nastaviti plaćati kao što je i do sada bilo obično. Ništa se nije promijenilo za prvu četvoricu; oni su nastavili jesti besplatno. Ali kako je izgledalo sa preostalih šest? Kako su mogli podijeliti ušteđevinu od 50 € tako da svi imaju koristi?
Šestero je brzo shvatilo da 50 eura podijeljeno sa šest platitelja iznosi 8,33 eura.
Ali kad bi to odbili od pojedinačnih porcija, peti i šesti gost bi čak dobili novac da uopće odu na večeru.
Tako je gostioničar predložio gostima da svatko plati približno isti postotak manje od svog ukupnog doprinosa. Pa je sjeo i počeo računati za svoje
goste.
Rezultat je bio sljedeći:
Cipranin, kao i prva četvorica, više nisu ništa plaćali (100% ušteda).
Francuz je platio 3 € umjesto 5 € (40% uštede).
Austrijanac je platio 45 € umjesto 50 € (ušteda 10%).
Finac je platio 72 eura umjesto 80 eura (10% uštede).
Nizozemac je platio 90 eura umjesto 100 eura (10% uštede).
Nijemac je platio 239 eura umjesto 264 eura (11% uštede).
Svaki od šestorice prošao je jeftinije sa ovim rješenjem nego prije, a prva četvorica i dalje su jeli besplatno. Ali kad su još jednom izračunali ispred restorana, nije bilo tako idealno kao što su mislili.
"Ja sam dobio samo 2 € od 50 €!" rekao je Francuz, pokazujući na Nijemca, "ali on dobiva 25 €!" “Tako je!” povikao je Cipranin, “Uštedio sam samo 1 euro, a on je uštedio više od dvadeset puta više nego ja.”
“Kako istinito!” povikao je Austrijanac, “zašto on dobiva 25 € nazad, a ja samo 5 €? Sve dobivaju još jednom bogati Nijemci!”
“Čekaj malo,” povikali su Grk, Portugalac, Španjolac i Talijan uglas, “mi nismo dobili baš ništa. Sustav izrabljuje one najsiromašnije!” Njih devetorica su iz vedra neba zajedno nasrnula na Nijemca i pretukla ga.
Sljedeće večeri Nijemac se nije pojavio na večeri. Tako je preostalih devet sjedilo zajedno i jelo bez njega. Ali kada je došlo vrijeme za plaćanje računa, otkrili su nešto vrlo neobično: Svi zajedno nisu imali dovoljno novca da mogu da plate ni pola računa!
I ako nisu izgladnili, i dan danas se čude.
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Thomas Fuchs
Sources/Links:
Novine DIE IDEE, Young SVP Switzerland, broj 1/2024
https://www.zeitungidee.ch/?p=504
autor
Thomas Fuchs, veliki vijećnik SVP-a i bivši nacionalni vijećnik, kanton Bern, Švicarska
Faktura za Europu (autor Thomas Fuchs)
Sendung und Zubehör in der gewünschten Qualität herunterladen:
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“Račun za Europu” – pod tim je naslovom bivši švicarski nacionalni vijećnik i bernski visoki vijećnik Thomas Fuchs objavio satirični tekst o financijskom stanju u Evropi u novinama DIE IDEE. Deset muškaraca – Grk, Talijan, Francuz, Portugalac, Španjolac, Cipranin, Finac, Austrijanac, Nizozemac i Nijemac – redovito su se sastajali na večeri. Tako je bilo ponovo i prošli tjedan. Račun za sve zajedno bio je točno 500 eura, jer se vrlo rado jede na visokom nivou. Gosti su platili svoj račun – kao što smo mi platili porez – a to je izgledalo otprilike ovako: Četiri gosta (Grk, Portugalac, Španjolac i Talijan) nisu platili ništa. Cipranin je platio 1 €. Francuz 5 €. Austrijanac 50 €. Finac 80 €. Nizozemac 100 €. Deseti (Nijemac) je platio 264 €. To ide tako već neko vrijeme. Sastajali su se uvjek iznova na večeri. Svi su bili sretni dok gostioničar nije unio nemir u aranžman kada je predložio smanjenje cijene jela za 50 eura. “Zato što ste svi vi tako dobri gosti!” Kako lijepo od njega! Sada je obrok za deset ljudi koštao samo 450 €. Grupa je željela neophodno nastaviti plaćati kao što je i do sada bilo obično. Ništa se nije promijenilo za prvu četvoricu; oni su nastavili jesti besplatno. Ali kako je izgledalo sa preostalih šest? Kako su mogli podijeliti ušteđevinu od 50 € tako da svi imaju koristi? Šestero je brzo shvatilo da 50 eura podijeljeno sa šest platitelja iznosi 8,33 eura. Ali kad bi to odbili od pojedinačnih porcija, peti i šesti gost bi čak dobili novac da uopće odu na večeru. Tako je gostioničar predložio gostima da svatko plati približno isti postotak manje od svog ukupnog doprinosa. Pa je sjeo i počeo računati za svoje goste. Rezultat je bio sljedeći: Cipranin, kao i prva četvorica, više nisu ništa plaćali (100% ušteda). Francuz je platio 3 € umjesto 5 € (40% uštede). Austrijanac je platio 45 € umjesto 50 € (ušteda 10%). Finac je platio 72 eura umjesto 80 eura (10% uštede). Nizozemac je platio 90 eura umjesto 100 eura (10% uštede). Nijemac je platio 239 eura umjesto 264 eura (11% uštede). Svaki od šestorice prošao je jeftinije sa ovim rješenjem nego prije, a prva četvorica i dalje su jeli besplatno. Ali kad su još jednom izračunali ispred restorana, nije bilo tako idealno kao što su mislili. "Ja sam dobio samo 2 € od 50 €!" rekao je Francuz, pokazujući na Nijemca, "ali on dobiva 25 €!" “Tako je!” povikao je Cipranin, “Uštedio sam samo 1 euro, a on je uštedio više od dvadeset puta više nego ja.” “Kako istinito!” povikao je Austrijanac, “zašto on dobiva 25 € nazad, a ja samo 5 €? Sve dobivaju još jednom bogati Nijemci!” “Čekaj malo,” povikali su Grk, Portugalac, Španjolac i Talijan uglas, “mi nismo dobili baš ništa. Sustav izrabljuje one najsiromašnije!” Njih devetorica su iz vedra neba zajedno nasrnula na Nijemca i pretukla ga. Sljedeće večeri Nijemac se nije pojavio na večeri. Tako je preostalih devet sjedilo zajedno i jelo bez njega. Ali kada je došlo vrijeme za plaćanje računa, otkrili su nešto vrlo neobično: Svi zajedno nisu imali dovoljno novca da mogu da plate ni pola računa! I ako nisu izgladnili, i dan danas se čude.
from Thomas Fuchs
autor Thomas Fuchs, veliki vijećnik SVP-a i bivši nacionalni vijećnik, kanton Bern, Švicarska