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: "Det føderale ministerium for bevarelse af fortællingen" - En satire af Kilez Mere

20.02.2022

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Det er ofte tilrådeligt at se på vanskelige situationer fra en helt anden vinkel. Det lykkes den østrigske kunstner Kilez More, der med charme og en god portion humor på en storslået måde rammer kernen i den aktuelle Corona-bølge på en storslået måde. Se nu de seneste nyheder "for dit helbred" fra "Federal Ministry for the Preservation of the Narrative"... [Læs mere]

: "Det føderale ministerium for bevarelse af fortællingen" - En satire af Kilez Mere

20.02.2022 | www.kla.tv/21698

En uforfalsket udtalelse, i dag med en satire af Kilez More. For dit helbred: Forbundsministeriet for bevarelse af fortællingen. Det er ofte tilrådeligt at se på vanskelige situationer fra en helt anden vinkel. Det er, hvad den østrigske kunstner Kilez More formår at gøre, som med charme og en god dosis humor går til hjertet af det aktuelle Corona-galskab. Se nu de seneste nyheder "for dit helbred" fra "det føderale ministerium for bevarelse af fortællingen"... Tekst-tv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PmzkeV4EcQ Hej! Vi er fra det føderale ministerium for bevarelse af fortællingen, og i dag henvender vi os til jer med en presserende advarsel: Hold op med at sætte spørgsmålstegn ved fortællingen, og gå ikke til demonstrationer. Jeg ved, at du aldrig har hørt om os, for normalt arbejder vi i baggrunden. Men det er os, der bestemmer, hvad du hører, hvad du ser og vigtigst af alt, hvad du tror. For hvis vi fortæller dig, at det er en grøn banan, så tror du på det. Fordi du tror på alt, hvad vi siger. Tror du ikke på det? Hvordan ser det så ud for dig? Det er fuldstændig ligegyldigt, for vi fortæller jer, at disse mennesker med grundlovene er antidemokratiske og imod grundloven. Og det tror du på. Eller hvad mener du om disse mennesker? Det bedste er at lade være med at tænke overhovedet. For vi skal nok fortælle dig det: Fordi de er højreorienterede, højreorienterede, alle højreorienterede. Det virker. Selv hvis det viser sig at være det stik modsatte, er vi ligeglade, og det er du også. Vi lader dig tro, at enhver kritiker af vores fortælling bare er en uvidenskabelig vindmølle, selv om de er læger og videnskabsmænd. Uanset hvor respekteret du er eller har været. Vi er sgu gode. Hvis demonstrationer er forbudt på grund af pandemien, er det antidemokratisk. Medmindre vi gør det. Det er noget helt andet, for dit helbred. Fordi alle samlinger er ens. Men nogle er mere ligeværdige. Undrer du dig over, hvordan vi gør det hele? Enkelt: gennem gentagelse, gentagelse, gentagelse, gentagelse, og fordi vi kan sprede vores fortælling overalt. I talkshows, i mange talkshows, i alle talkshows og selvfølgelig alle andre steder. Og den anden side kommer ikke engang længere på Youtube. For lad os være ærlige: Kan det smil lyve? Fordi vi tager os af dit mentale helbred, så du ikke behøver at tænke unødigt på modsætninger. Derfor ser man aldrig formater som vores naboers formater med internationale videnskabsfolk, der "Gud forbyde det" har en helt anden mening. For vores sundhed: fordi vi bestemmer, hvad virkeligheden er. Alt andet er konspirationsteori. Hvis vi f.eks. siger, at der ikke vil være nogen restriktioner, så er alt andet "fake news", indtil de er der. Hvis vi siger, at der ikke længere vil være nogen nedlukning, er alt andet konspirationsteori, indtil det bliver til noget. Hvis vi fortæller dig, at der ikke vil være nogen obligatorisk vaccination, er alt andet fake news og konspirationsteori. Indtil... Du ved, hvad jeg mener. Du undrer dig over, hvorfor du ikke lægger mærke til det? Simpel - frygt. Fordi frygt simpelthen er den bedste trækning. Det er derfor, vi har holdt jer i en betagende frygt, siden krisen begyndte. Ja, selv de yngste - du har små dyr på dine hænder, som dræber din bedstemor - og det virker. Kan du huske, da vi plejede at skræmme dig med, at sundhedssystemet var overbelastet? Når vi faktisk havde historisk lave belægningsprocenter. Men da det kom ud, var du igen bange for flere og flere dødelige varianter. Det var de ikke, men da det kom frem, var du igen i chok på grund af de stadig yngre intensivpatienter, hvilket heller ikke var sandt. Men hey, hvad rager det os, hvad din frygt fra i går angår? Vi har allerede udløst din næste. Gud, hvor er vi gode. Du er så bange, at du faktisk tror, at du skal bevise dit helbred for at få ret til grundlæggende rettigheder. Gennem vores hævdvundne frygtfortælling retter vi kun blikket mod det, vi ønsker. Derfor er du ligeglad med alt andet, og Sverige eksisterer ikke. Men BBN's største fortjeneste er, at vi kan slå hårdt ned på kritikere med jernhånd. Fordi enhver, der kritiserer vores fortælling, bringer dit helbred i fare. "Det lyder helt, du er nødt til at tænke rundt om to hjørner først." Det er derfor, vi siger tak. Fordi det giver os mulighed for at slette videoer eller blokere hele Youtube-kanaler. Vi opsiger nu endda bankkonti, og i meget vedholdende tilfælde fjerner vi dig helt fra Google-søgninger, opsiger dine forretningslokaler eller fjerner dig direkte fra din sundhedspost. Selv når vi lader fredelige demonstranter blive tæsket med alle midler, får vi bifald fra Dem for det. Selv når FN's særlige rapportør om tortur allerede er i gang med en undersøgelse. Fandens, vi er gode. Men bare rolig, vi er naturligvis en retsstat, for du kan sagsøge os. Den udøvende og den dømmende magt er strengt adskilt i vores land. Du skal ikke lade dig afskrække af private middage bag lukkede døre. Stol på os. Og hvis en dommer ignorerer instruktioner, der ikke findes, vil vi gerne besøge ham hjemme, ligesom vidnerne, lægerne og eksperterne. Er der andre, der har nogen kritik? Ser du, vi gør virkelig vores yderste for at holde dit liv fri for modsætninger og frygt. Men det bliver desværre stadig vanskeligere. På den ene side, fordi flere og flere mennesker modsiger os. Og tro mig, censur og intimidering bliver virkelig udmattende i længden. Selv med kampagner som #alldichtmachen kan vi konstatere, at selv om vi har skudt fra alle kanoner, vil folk - altså du - simpelthen ikke se det på samme måde som os. Tror du, at vi ikke lægger mærke til det? Vi fortæller dig, at kritikere er de værste. Så kan du ikke bare placere denne bog øverst på bestsellerlisten i ugevis og derefter denne bog som nummer et og derefter dette album øverst på albumlisten. Hvad fanden er der galt med dig? Men lad os som altid glemme alt om det hele. Hold sammen, træk sammen, for vi har så meget at gøre i den nærmeste fremtid, og vi vil alle komme hurtigere til den nye normalitet, hvis I bare adlyder. "Du vil ikke eje noget og være lykkelig." Og hvis du vover at sætte spørgsmålstegn ved vores fortælling eller deltage i en demonstration, så vær nysgerrig efter at se, hvad vi gør ud af dig. Der er ingen grund til at være imod det. Fakta er ikke til nogen nytte. Manifester, åbne breve, erklæringer og appeller er nytteløse. Satire vil sandsynligvis heller ikke gøre noget, men hvis der overhovedet er nogen måde at komme ind i folks hoveder på, er det humor.

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