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Clima-Liesel:
Entonces, vamos a acomodarnos para la hora de la meditación. Porque me he convertido ¿sabes? Ahora estoy metido de lleno en la religión del clima. Pero hoy voy a empezar por el nivel de principiante:
Punto 1: Educación Religiosa
Punto 2: Mentalizar
Punto 3: Confesión de culpa
Punto 4: Salvar el mundo
Bueno, aquí vamos: el libro de la historia del clima para la educación religiosa... - Capítulo 3, Sección 4, Párrafo 5:
- 1895 „Los geólogos creen que la tierra volverá a congelarse.“ –
Uh - congelar???? Pero eso es lo contrario del calentamiento, bueno...
- 1902 „La desaparición de los glaciares es segura.“
- 1929 „La mayoría de los geólogos creen que el mundo se está calentando y sigue calentándose.“
Moderador:
- 1954 „Los inviernos son cada vez más suaves, los veranos más secos, los glaciares se derriten y los desiertos crecen.“
- 1969 „… La capa de hielo del Ártico se está reduciendo y el océano del Polo Norte podría convertirse en un mar abierto en una o dos décadas.“
- 1970 „… Desempaque sus calzoncillos largos, lo peor aún puede llegar ...“
- 1975 „La amenaza de una nueva edad de hielo es ahora, junto a la guerra nuclear, la fuente más probable de muerte y miseria para la humanidad.“
- 1981 „Calentamiento global - de escala casi sin precedentes.“
- 2001 „Los científicos ya no dudan de que se está produciendo el calentamiento global y que los seres humanos son al menos parcialmente responsables de él.“
- 2009 „El deshielo desencadena una ola de desastres naturales. Los científicos advierten de terremotos y erupciones volcánicas en una conferencia en Londres.“
- 2014 „El informe del Grupo Intergubernamental de Expertos sobre el Cambio Climático (IPCC) dibuja un panorama sombrío sobre el futuro de nuestro planeta…“
Clima-Liesel:
Ayayay - ¿Vamos a morir todos? ¿Pero cómo? ¿Nos vamos a congelar o moriremos de sed?
No importa - el IPCC dice que va a ser malo ...
Oh interesante - ya no se llama "calentamiento global" sino "cambio climático". Afortunadamente, no importa lo que digan los expertos en este momento. Y no es tan restrictivo - tenemos la posibilidad de elegir entre dos escenarios de terror - muy bueno.
"Eene meene muh y estás fuera".
Pero bueno. No divagues, porque ahora viene la confesión de culpabilidad:
Somos los culpables del cambio climático.
Somos los culpables del cambio climático.
Somos los culpables del cambio climático.
Somos los culpables del cambio climático…
Ya me siento muy mal. – ¡Así es como debe ser! – Lo mejor, que todos morimos ahora mismo – el clima puede ser el clima en calma - sin ningún cambio.
(Liesel se acuesta para morir... y luego se levanta de nuevo)
Uy, todavía no. Tal vez más tarde. Tengo que salvar el mundo por un momento!
Afortunadamente, hay contribuciones de deuda de CO2, es todo lo que puedo decir. Seguro que el clima se puede apaciguar... Y si tal vez hasta pague el doble... ???? Sí.
Y mañana es el siguiente nivel, que es:
"Influir en los ciclos solares que fluctúan naturalmente para evitar un período cálido renovado ..." ¿¿Uhhh ??? "Influir en los ciclos solares que fluctúan naturalmente para evitar un período cálido renovado ..." ???
¡¿Oh bien?! Puedo intentarlo.
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fuentes/enlaces: Schweizerzeit-Magazin, Nr. 22 vom 22.11.2019, S. 17
Leserbrief im Schweizerzeit-Magazin, Nr. 20 vom 25.10.2019, S. 8
Salvar el mundo con Clima-Liesel - una sátira
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Clima-Liesel: Entonces, vamos a acomodarnos para la hora de la meditación. Porque me he convertido ¿sabes? Ahora estoy metido de lleno en la religión del clima. Pero hoy voy a empezar por el nivel de principiante: Punto 1: Educación Religiosa Punto 2: Mentalizar Punto 3: Confesión de culpa Punto 4: Salvar el mundo Bueno, aquí vamos: el libro de la historia del clima para la educación religiosa... - Capítulo 3, Sección 4, Párrafo 5: - 1895 „Los geólogos creen que la tierra volverá a congelarse.“ – Uh - congelar???? Pero eso es lo contrario del calentamiento, bueno... - 1902 „La desaparición de los glaciares es segura.“ - 1929 „La mayoría de los geólogos creen que el mundo se está calentando y sigue calentándose.“ Moderador: - 1954 „Los inviernos son cada vez más suaves, los veranos más secos, los glaciares se derriten y los desiertos crecen.“ - 1969 „… La capa de hielo del Ártico se está reduciendo y el océano del Polo Norte podría convertirse en un mar abierto en una o dos décadas.“ - 1970 „… Desempaque sus calzoncillos largos, lo peor aún puede llegar ...“ - 1975 „La amenaza de una nueva edad de hielo es ahora, junto a la guerra nuclear, la fuente más probable de muerte y miseria para la humanidad.“ - 1981 „Calentamiento global - de escala casi sin precedentes.“ - 2001 „Los científicos ya no dudan de que se está produciendo el calentamiento global y que los seres humanos son al menos parcialmente responsables de él.“ - 2009 „El deshielo desencadena una ola de desastres naturales. Los científicos advierten de terremotos y erupciones volcánicas en una conferencia en Londres.“ - 2014 „El informe del Grupo Intergubernamental de Expertos sobre el Cambio Climático (IPCC) dibuja un panorama sombrío sobre el futuro de nuestro planeta…“ Clima-Liesel: Ayayay - ¿Vamos a morir todos? ¿Pero cómo? ¿Nos vamos a congelar o moriremos de sed? No importa - el IPCC dice que va a ser malo ... Oh interesante - ya no se llama "calentamiento global" sino "cambio climático". Afortunadamente, no importa lo que digan los expertos en este momento. Y no es tan restrictivo - tenemos la posibilidad de elegir entre dos escenarios de terror - muy bueno. "Eene meene muh y estás fuera". Pero bueno. No divagues, porque ahora viene la confesión de culpabilidad: Somos los culpables del cambio climático. Somos los culpables del cambio climático. Somos los culpables del cambio climático. Somos los culpables del cambio climático… Ya me siento muy mal. – ¡Así es como debe ser! – Lo mejor, que todos morimos ahora mismo – el clima puede ser el clima en calma - sin ningún cambio. (Liesel se acuesta para morir... y luego se levanta de nuevo) Uy, todavía no. Tal vez más tarde. Tengo que salvar el mundo por un momento! Afortunadamente, hay contribuciones de deuda de CO2, es todo lo que puedo decir. Seguro que el clima se puede apaciguar... Y si tal vez hasta pague el doble... ???? Sí. Y mañana es el siguiente nivel, que es: "Influir en los ciclos solares que fluctúan naturalmente para evitar un período cálido renovado ..." ¿¿Uhhh ??? "Influir en los ciclos solares que fluctúan naturalmente para evitar un período cálido renovado ..." ??? ¡¿Oh bien?! Puedo intentarlo.
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